Funny Quote T-Shirt — "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right"

£18.52 GBP

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Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82
Sleeve length, cm	20.90	21.60	22.20	22.90	23.50	24.10
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

This lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, witty line—simple white text on black—that quietly announces confidence without shouting. Slim classic fit and a soft crew neckline make it comfortable for long days, easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans. Wear it to brunch, a casual meeting, or a game night to spark smiles and start conversations. The breathable ring-spun cotton and clean construction keep the shirt feeling lived-in but polished, while subtle details like a tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape mean it wears better over time. It’s a casual wardrobe staple for people who like humor that’s deadpan and smart, not loud.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a clean silhouette and reduced waste.
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable, itch-free wear.
- DTG/DTF printing methods used for crisp white text on black fabric; Oeko-Tex certified and EU safety compliant.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Sizing Guide

All Stillfold hoodies and tees use standard unisex sizing and fit true to size with a relaxed, everyday cut.

Between sizes? Size up for a roomier streetwear fit, or size down for something more fitted. Check the size options above for the full range available on this item.

As every piece is made to order, please double-check your size before checkout.

FAQ

How long will my order take? Every piece is made to order — allow 2–3 business days for production, plus 3–5 business days for UK delivery (about 5–8 business days in total). Free UK shipping on orders over £40.

Can I return or exchange it? Because each item is made specifically for you, we can only accept returns for pieces that arrive faulty or damaged. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and we'll sort it out.

Which size should I choose? See the Sizing Guide above — if you're between sizes, sizing up gives a relaxed fit and sizing down gives something more fitted.

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