Funny Statement Tee — “I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right”

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length (from center back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81

This crisp cotton tee carries a dry, witty line across the chest—’I’m Not Arguing. I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right.’ It’s written in a clean, no-nonsense type that reads like a confident aside. Wear it when you want to punctuate conversation with humor, whether grabbing coffee, running errands, or settling into game night. The breathable, midweight fabric drapes casually and holds its shape, so the message stays bold through repeated wear. Subtle details like a ribbed collar and tear-away label keep the focus on comfort and the joke. It’s a comfortable daily layer for anyone who enjoys sarcasm, clever banter, and low-key self-expression.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF on sleeves/inner label and DTG on main print for crisp, lasting graphics
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification; made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat