Sarcasm T-Shirt — "Sarcasm: Just One of the Many Services I Offer"

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Color Light Blue Sport Grey White Azalea Natural Antique Cherry Red Sand

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Lightweight, soft, and subtly witty — this classic crew tee carries a small, deadpan message across the chest that reads: “Sarcasm — Just One of the Many Services I Offer.” The fine ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and wears comfortably through the seasons. Its clean white canvas and restrained text make the shirt easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own, letting the quiet humor speak for itself. Built with a tubular knit and ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee is designed to look put-together without trying too hard. It’s a relaxed, everyday staple for anyone who prefers dry humor and minimalist style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethical sourcing certifications (Oeko-Tex, US cotton standards)
- DTG/DTF print methods for clean chest and sleeve prints; 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Sizing Guide

All Stillfold hoodies and tees use standard unisex sizing and fit true to size with a relaxed, everyday cut.

Between sizes? Size up for a roomier streetwear fit, or size down for something more fitted. Check the size options above for the full range available on this item.

As every piece is made to order, please double-check your size before checkout.

FAQ

How long will my order take? Every piece is made to order — allow 2–3 business days for production, plus 3–5 business days for UK delivery (about 5–8 business days in total). Free UK shipping on orders over £40.

Can I return or exchange it? Because each item is made specifically for you, we can only accept returns for pieces that arrive faulty or damaged. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with photos and we'll sort it out.

Which size should I choose? See the Sizing Guide above — if you're between sizes, sizing up gives a relaxed fit and sizing down gives something more fitted.

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