Lightweight, soft, and subtly witty — this classic crew tee carries a small, deadpan message across the chest that reads: “Sarcasm — Just One of the Many Services I Offer.” The fine ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin and wears comfortably through the seasons. Its clean white canvas and restrained text make the shirt easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own, letting the quiet humor speak for itself. Built with a tubular knit and ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for comfort, this tee is designed to look put-together without trying too hard. It’s a relaxed, everyday staple for anyone who prefers dry humor and minimalist style.
Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, comfortable wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized tear-away label and ethical sourcing certifications (Oeko-Tex, US cotton standards) - DTG/DTF print methods for clean chest and sleeve prints; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
